No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
My nipple is on Facebook.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
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Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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