you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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