3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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