That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
This is the high leading the old right now
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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