Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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