Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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