no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
even my farts smell like vagina
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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