What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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