What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
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i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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