Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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