Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Man, jail baloney is awful.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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