He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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