Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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