I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
What drink are we having for lunch?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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