This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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