I skipped work to stalk him.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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