Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
my phone needs a breathalizer
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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