You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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