We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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