i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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