Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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