i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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