drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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