if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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