Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I could fuck to npr.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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