belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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