woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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