im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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