just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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