I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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