Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
