I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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