didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
ok i will unlock the door
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food