): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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