They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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