I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
organizing the empties. That sober.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Randomize
