Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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