I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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