Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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