I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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