i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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