I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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