i jhust puked up my retainher.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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