Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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