We're like a lot better than the average bears
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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