He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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