She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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