He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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