I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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