some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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