id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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