Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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