There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Randomize
