Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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